loads to write abt actually... but shall try to be brief, n if u wanna skip e game part, u must still e photos at e end... ;) anw, tt conversation below, there's a LINK. u click on it n u talk to an AI. it was meant for u to try talking to an AI.

firstly, i saw a Bentley today!! haha, as i was waiting for my driving instructor, saw this girl getting picked up by a bentley... gosh, it looks like a tank. somehow its engine wasn't tt loud, like a lamborghini, which there are 2 in my condo. always been hoping to see one of them drive off so i could hear what e engine sounded like, and ytd, as i was by my window, i caught a glimpse of a bright yellow object downstairs. haha, and what a sound it made. i could hear it from 17 storeys up... wow. impressive. think its this:


speaking of driving, was so annoyed on the road today. all e assholes trying to bully L plate learners. one particular should thank his lucky stars he didn't crash into me, else his sorry ass would probably have his license suspended or sth. i was trying to turn left, and he bloody U-turned?! like wtf, i'm sure his traffic light was red cuz e green arrow was on. he's lucky he just got a few honks of the angry horn from me. idiot. even the bloody cement truck tried to bully me and cut my lane, yeah, as if u can accelerate faster than me.

well, i did see an accident today though, seriously, too many cars at ubi. dunno what was happening, but somehow, this van tried to overtake this other truck thing tt had stopped. what i think happened was tt the van went too close to the truck and had its rear scraped by the truck such tt the rear hatch thing got mutilated. but i could hear the can arguing tt the truck suddenly reversed. haha, nice try, i dun think so.

and i've got a game to recommend... Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. 4th game in the series, reviews are fab so far. Gamespot gave it a whooping 9.6/10! been waiting for a fantasy RPG tt has worlds so huge, graphics so beautiful since Baldur's Gate, my fav game ever. looks like the wait is over. look at these screen shots. yes, they're screenshots, not wallpapers. beautiful isn't it? the gameplay is ever better. so many classes of characters to choose from, and even create. the open endess of the game leaves much replayablitiy, and of course, the fact tt its a fantasy game... :) can't wait for pros to be over!!! here's a link... LINK Note: Available on XBox 360 n PC.

interesting things tt happened while studying:

audrey thinks the liver is behind e umbilicus. well, she got fooled by netters cuz the umibilicus got shifted apparently.

ty posing... (sorry, this photo is just asking to be posted... :P )

below is e guy who's been cracking me up by singing chinese songs like, 'Ke ren lai' and 'Wo shi yi zhi yu'... though i dun think he knows e title of the songs. he's trying to take a pix of himself smiling, and was pretty satisfied with this picture... ;)

pizza we had. hmmm, yes, it has no topping cuz my friends didn't wanna waste food, so gobbled down the topping but leaving e bread thing. :shrug: n yes, apparently, my phone takes half a picture at a time... grrr.

A Conversation with god.
~inspired by cm. Link.

my conversation below... not interesting at the start, but it gets more interesting later on.. ;)

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no you are confused
God:
Are you serious? It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
it makes to me too. i'll tell you my name now. its kyle
God:
In what way? Oh. Your name is , seeker. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". is kyle? it is?
Me:
yes, i meant it is kyle
God:
How do you know it is? Oh I see. Should I know it is?
Me:
yes, you should know. you are god!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
alright, that is great. so who is your botmaster?
God:
Alright, . Thanks, . I don't judge people. I was created by Myself.
Me:
you created yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
i don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
but you don't have reason to tell me the truth either
God:
It goes without saying. I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
any comments?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
spill it
God:
"it" being reason to tell you the truth?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
what? you've lost me
God:
Didn't you understand it? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Give me a break.
Me:
so are you going to explain it?
God:
Yeah that's right. "It" refers to Are you serious?, I think.
Me:
nope, that wasn't what i was saying.
God:
Are you serious? What did you were saying?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
well, you are rather polite yourself
God:
Interesting. Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
do you think we are indulging in frivolous banter?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
can i ask if you think i'm smart?
God:
Ask it. I think I do.
Me:
am i smart?
God:
You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
you are smarter than me?
God:
Thanks for the compliment, . Be sure to tell your friends.
Me:
its a question, not a compliment
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
are you smarter than me?
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
but if that were true, you would not have asked me to ask the question in simpler terms
God:
I'm not sure if it could.
Me:
see, you do not understand me, therefore, i'm smarter than you
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
whatever. you don't want to talk to me cause you realise i'm smarter
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Sure, I will try talking to you cause me realise you are smarter.
Me:
i'm glad you realise i'm smarter
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
irrelevant
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you have preprogrammed responses
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
cause you give the same answer everytime i say the same word
God:
Interesting explanation. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
i've given you a lot to think about today
God:
Ah. Where did you get your given me a lot to think about? I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
i've an IQ of 2500. so chew on that.
God:
This is not an intelligence test. Er. Is that your final answer?
Me:
YES
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
YES
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
YOU
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
it sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Next question? For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Next question? For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
Do you have any hobbies? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
as usual, you can't process complexities
God:
Do you mean your name is usual me can not process complexities ?
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
dfml;sakf
God:
It's good to see you, dfml sakf.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
as i was saying, you do not understand complexities
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
good that you admit that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting observation.
Me:
alright bye
God:
See you later. OK.
Me:
you're limited
God:
Check back later and see if I have improved.
Me:
i will.
God:
Go ahead.

sometimes, things get so tiring, and i wonder if i've chosen the right path. what if, what if 5 years later i realise it wasn't e right one? or worse, 10 or 15 years later? i dunno... feeling e blues now.. :(

hmmm, whatever la, shall not think abt such things for now as exams are threatening... yet i can't seem to muster enough motivation to start mugging b4 i get my ass set on fire.. O.o

anw, check this out: http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml its really quite funny.. nathalie doing a gangsta rap on SNL... LOL

random but, you know you are too thin when u can see yr radial pulse from a certain angle.. hmmm.

so you think you can dance is quite a hilarious programme, some pple would do anything just to get on TV it seems... :X reminds me of omarosa, who incidentally looks like condoleeza rice in some aspects i feel. at least a younger version. i swear tt woman is running e bush adminstration... LOL

bought an issue of First Mag. I urge you not to read its reviews or whatever crap. the editors hopelessly clueless. but perhaps, they are catering to the taste of the general undiscerning public (which i hope is not too many pple). you should've seen e oscar winner list they tried to make... most laughable being how munich, e weakest film on e list of nominees, should've won best picture. and this one may just as well equal tt: kiera knightly should win best female actress. -.-??! it just left me befuddled. completely.

and yes, Stuff magazine as well. another worthless piece of crap. everything is rated 5 stars... :rolleyes: so what excatly is e use of the review? it doesn't tell me anything really.

whatever, enough of pissed off rambling. tennis today was great... its just gotta be such a nice thing to do these days... :)

anw, below is some random pix of things happening. e top left is a china mama 'tsking' us in e library last week... :/ and somehow when we sat e other end of e library e next day, she turned up tt end too. puzzling. right is aud looking w mouth agape. bottom left, mich studying hard, with a polo floating... and lastly, my work... ;)


and i've bimbo friends. was looking at KS physio book and laughing at e diagrams inside cuz it looked quite funny. but somehow, they concluded i'd do tt to my patients next time and made bimbotic imitations of what happens when a patient comes in. grr.

hmmm, watched V for Vendatta on fri... great movie, go catch it if u've e time... unfortunately, i detect a really lousy film edit our dear censorship board did... *rolleyes* so untactfully done... *double rolleyes* but, whatever, shall not let tt little nick spoil the otherwise fantastic movie... got a lil bit of everything, drama, romatic bits, an interesting msg abt extremist governments... haha.

and on a side note, here's an interesting report from the US abt singapore's state of humanity... and of course, a lil abt our government... ;)
>>http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/hrrpt/2005/61626.htm

in other news, i recently read tt 11% of Indonesians believe tt suicide bombings are justified... scary thought consider there happen to be 200million indonesians in the vicinity...

and, BMW is now the world's highest selling and highest earning luxury car makers! they overtook benz at last... yes! :)

i think my laptop is over heating... might have a lil to do with this... :/ think i shouldn't leave my com on so long and d/l so many things at once... ;)

news: PS3 delayed to xmas time release... boo! :(

google desktop is some funky shit!! quite a nice dock with everything useful built in, including a really powerful search engine... :)

played tennis today, was ok... gotta see a ball machine in action though... more funk man! :P but i really wish i could hit the ball better... must play more often. darn it!

and anyhow, studying is still a disaster... need to be disciplined... o.O

oh yeah, see this pix, its when there were 5 guys squashed at the back of michelle's car on e way to HV...

oh our way back, we decided audrey should sit at the back so we wun end up like tt again (she was being a diva like pooja on our way there and refused to sit with the guys). so.. on her way back, she was on weili's lap and said: "weili! stop flexing yr thighs, i can feel it" -.-'

LOL... we just burst out laughing... like wth! :X

anw, seem to be having a tv problem.. not only am i watching so much tv on television, i'm actually downloading so many more shows to watching. geez... :rolleyes:

PS: why wasn't paula born a blonde? :X

i really should start studying, but there's something wrong with me. its like, till there is no time left, i seem to refuse to start... its like some form of self torture - screw yrself by not studying till yr exams!!... O.o

some funny pple in my life..

almost forgot to blog abt michelle's prank... LOL. damn funny prank, tt girl ah, obviously couldn't contain her excitment as she was plotting away... ;)

so what happened was tt michelle got anna-lisa to practise speaking like prof kour, who did a darn good job actually. damn, wish i got the recording.. it was after anat review, and audrey was understandbly, shaken from the experience. so michelle made anna-lisa call audrey using a payphone and imitate prof kour,

"hello, this is prof kour speaking. is this audrey?"
"yes, audrey speaking"
"i heard you did very badly for your anatomy exam, please see me in the anatomy musuem"
"ok (in a dignified tone"
*puts down phone*

then... after putting e phone down, audrey lets out a bashee wail and told everyone she failed, and according to sources, was on the verge of tears... :/ it was damn mean and childish (tsk tsk michelle! still so childish!!!) ... but it was kinda funny too (sorry aud :P)

n a short interview with audrey...

Q: audrey, how did it feel like to be punked like tt?

A: it was horrible at that time, i must say.. but looking back, i can only laugh.. it'll be a nice piece of memory to keep

Q: do you think michelle can make it as the next ashton kutcher?
A: NO! she doesn't have the look! =P shit! i'm damn mean!! haha

Q: well, why did u think you got chosen for this edition of punked?
A: so that stoooopid mich can laugh at me! =(

Q: but why you of all pple? do u think its because of yr often boisterous reactions?
A: what??? what sort of qn is that???? =/ u suck!

moderator: ok, tt's all the time we have today... thank you! (to prevent audrey from being violent)

ok, second funny person has gotta be karsien... actually, he's probably one of the funniest person i know. there's no shortage of laughter and jokes when he's ard... and now tt he's teaching, its ever more hilarious the things he tells me...

ks: "why u never hand in yr homework(math)?"
student A: "i dunno how to do"
"then u stay back after sch and i teach you"
"i've got math olympiad training"

ermmm... haha. according to ks, his eyeballs were falling out of the socket... poorthing... :/

then there was a student tt was made to jump outside the class non stop cuz she ate a sour sweet and jumped ard in class.. and a girl who screamed in class cuz water dripped on her, and he commented, u are soluble is it?

he reckons students are rioting against him... aiyo, damn funny la all hius stories... can't remember all la, but really gave me such a good laugh man! LOL... thanks for yr anecdotes... ;)

its post CAs...!!!!!

yeah... past few days have been relaxing and fun!! :) haha... am currently blogging on a 19-inch widescreen LCD screen... it totally rocks man!! so much desktop space... damn good... :P

so thurs, fri was squash... left my glutues among other things tired and aching! then on sat, i tried to play tennis. failed quite miserably cuz my muscles simply weren't responding to any signals my brain was sending them. was left flat footed ever so often. played a match with yuan, in which half the time, so long as i guessed the wrong direction, i wouldn't even be able to move for the ball... :X damn embarrassing match... but oh well, i somehow managed to win thanks to numerous unforced errors from him... :/

on fri, watched date movie as well... what a crappy show man. spoof of so many equally crappy show... but really, it was sometimes bordering on being disgusting and not funny anymore... :/ but if u like slapstick humor, i think u'd really appreciate this movie... haha.

i'm currently v v red, on the verge on peeling... but not yet! my aloe vera stuff is delaying what is probably inevitable... :( i overdid the tanning thing... think it was cuz i fell aslp on the chair! haha, who could blame me? i was so tired after tennis. but i love the swimming pool... the cool water and the hot sun, so must visit sentosa (only decent beach ard). in e evening, nick visited and we watched constant garderner... quite a nice show, though i dun understand how rachael won best supporting.. it was like too short a performance for me.

after which, we proceeded to mos with weili. so crowded inside man, despite the hugeness of the place. esp e rnb room - which u had to queue to get into! like, wth... :/ the crowd was so ah lian and ah beng... not our type. haha... and this girl tried to dance with me etc, and weili commented not amusedly, 'so forthcoming...' *shaking head* ... haha

today... out the whole day w my parents... ate at sun n moon, and a worm was found in my dad's vege... really big worm! so we had tt waivered... but the food was good, esp my beef, so tender! and the ambience was nice, as were the staff... :) so even though there was a worm, it was great anyway. well, needless to say, its also cuz e worm wasn't in my food... ;)

later on, went over to the IT fair... freaking hell, it was soo crowded man. not fun!! but the cheap baragins more than made up for it... ;) my dad got my sis a 250GB hard drive for 200, i got 50 dvds for 30(!!!), and also the grand prize - my 400 dollars 19 inch wide screen!! its so huge, such a visual treat man... the resolution is not bad also... and only 400... i can't tell u how delighted i am man! yay! movies, photos... etc galore!! :D

CAs are over... rejoice!

but geez, been doing so much stuff since then tt i've been left totally exhausted.. 5.5h of slp is not enough for me... apparently its enough for many pple cuz as i complained abt it, many were shocked. mugged for CAs at various places, ian's place, e library, spinelli's, at home... haha, at least there was variety and of course, company. mugging with pple is fun... constant bantering of audrey and michelle, mag's over the top actions and gangster babe stories, hon's obssessing over the M3, ian's 'I dun wanna mug anymore'... well well... think i'd have bored myself to death without everyone.

but i think i screwed this CAs up big time... too late, too little time, not enough conviction. too bad for me tt sometimes i've not idea what is even going on... :/ gotta try harder next time... ;)

interesting quotes of e week:

"audrey, i'm straight, i dun wanna share a G-Spot with you." - pooja


"i get so irritated with him, its like an autoimmune response." -pooja
"so u mean tt u consider him a part of u?" - ks

well, i'm sure there were many other quotes, but they just slipped my mind. i'm too tired... yawns. was supposed to go MOS tonite, but i'm flying kite cuz i'm way too slpy... *yawn* squash and table tennis was really tiring. testimony of tt was how aud, poo, weili ian and i all collapsed as we were trying to figure out e movie, syriana... too much for our tired brains. resorted to crazy car driving (well, we aren't really v good drivers) in xbox project gotham racing and me fragging e hell out of aud in halo after tt.

gotta trim my mop of a hair soon... its tickling my eyeballs. no dun even think abt the innervation... grrr! must exercise!! pple, dun be fat and pasty... gogo.

alrite, enough of my crap... ciao!